Curly Needs a Reality Agent?

New zine underway – here is the first story !

Cat-Dog!

Curly?

I need to purchase some reality.

O.K. Curly.

I need a reality industry young gun who consistently finds new exciting ways to help me as a reality client achieve my goals.

O.K. Curly.

A reality industry agent who uses nous to innovate, who goes the extra mile for me as a reality client.

OK Curly.

It is not just about selling reality anymore Cat-Dog!

It is about dedication!

It is about helping people!

O.K. Curly.

A reality agent who hasn’t had a holiday since 2012 and visits the
gym every day at 4.30am.

O.K. Curly.

A reality agent who makes sacrifices to ensure that me as a reality client is overwhelmed with care.

A reality agent who asks quality questions about how to help and sends me text messages like a friend.

O.K. Curly.

A reality agent who is committed to prompt replies and being real with me as a reality client.

A reality agent who meets me as a reality client, in community places like wine bars for chats about reality trends, would be very warmly received.

O.K. Curly.

A reality agent who will get together with me as a reality client away from the office in a non-intimidating, non-reality setting.

A reality agent who will help me as a reality client by driving me to knee appointments.

A reality agent who is really truly positive.

(big sigh)

Curly?

Yes Cat-Dog?

Are you looking for a reality agent or a psychologistute?

A psychologistute Cat-Dog?

Curly.

A psychologistute provides commodified care.

$XX

Per half hour.

I don’t think you are looking for a reality agent Curly.

I think you are looking for a psychologistute.

O.K. Cat-Dog.

I’ll over think about that.

curly-n-crew-reality

Starting Point: Rupert’s Bitch Rag.

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